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Email to a friend   I suppose I've grown old gracefully - 'gracefully' meaning I've stemmed the tide, but there's a leak in the dike.
-- Lucille Ball
Email to a friend   My grandmother's 90; she's dating a man 93. They never argue: they can't hear each other.
-- Cathy Ladman
Email to a friend   Talk about getting old. I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.
-- Joan Rivers
Email to a friend   He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front.
-- Milton Berle
Email to a friend   Women are not forgiven for ageing. Robert Redford's lines of distinction are my old-age wrinkles.
-- Jane Fonda
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