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(b. 1963) - American talk-show host.
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The results of a new study are out this week saying that New Jersey is one of the most livable states in the country. The study has a margin of error of 100 percent.
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In a speech this week, California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said that America needs to work together to conserve oil. Then Arnold lit a cigar and drove over the crowd in his Hummer.
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There has been a change at the White House. President Bush’s speech writer is leaving the administration. His last words were, "Me go now."
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President Bush has logged over 100,000 miles on Air Force One this year. Even more impressive is that he’s logged over 200,000 hours on PlayStation 2 over the year.
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A Las Vegas casino has announced a deal with Barry Manilow. Manilow will get $60 million. Now when in Vegas not only can you shoot crap, you can now listen to it.
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John Kerry is being accused of using bad grammar to appeal to uneducated voters because yesterday he stopped in a store and asked, 'Can I get me a hunting license here?' After hearing about it President Bush said, 'It should be 'Can me get me a hunting license here?
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Paris Hilton has trademarked the words "that’s hot”. In a related story Paris Hilton’s doctors have trademarked the words "that’s contagious”.
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A law banning the sale of assault weapons has expired, which means it's now legal to buy Uzis and AK 47s. The NRA said that now its owners can protect their families from up to 200 burglars at once.
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This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
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