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Email to a friend   If I rescued a child from drowning the Press would no doubt headline the story 'Benn grabs child.'
-- Tony Benn
Email to a friend   It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day just exactly fits in the newspaper.
-- Jerry Seinfield
Email to a friend   Never believe in mirrors or newspapers.
-- Tom Stoppard (The Hotel in Amsterdam, 1968)
Email to a friend   Newspapers are unable, seemingly to discriminate between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilization.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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