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| New York Quotes |
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 I miss New York. I still love how people talk to you on the street - just assault you and tell you what they think of your jacket.
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Madonna |
New York...when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.
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David Letterman |
People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.
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David Letterman |
New York is great though. If you’re here and want a one of a kind souvenir be sure to take home the police sketch of your assailant.
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Dave Letterman |
A priest in New York City was arrested on gun possession. These days, you better be happy that the bulge in his pocket is a .38.
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Dave Letterman |
No matter how many times I visit this great city I'm always struck by the same thing: a yellow taxi cab.
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Scott Adams (Diblert Newsletter, 12) |
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