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(b. 1945) - American actor, comedian, writer.
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You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
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Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal's out of town.
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(at the 2001 Oscars)
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I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy.
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All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
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