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(1918 - 2002) - Indian born English comedian. Famous for The Goon Show.
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We can't stand about here doing nothing. People will think we're workmen.
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Her mother was a cultivated women...she was born in a greenhouse.
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Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
”I'll draw a sketch of thee;
What kind of pencil shall I use?
To be or not to be?”
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
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(French Translation) - Apéritif: a set of dentures.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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(Puckoon, 1963)
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The Grand Old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men.
His case comes up next week.
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