A reporter asked me when I first knew I was gay. I said to him, 'About the same time you knew you were straight.'

If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart.
-- (talking on Teletext.co.uk)

[on Botox]
The thing you notice here after America is how refreshingly ordinary people look because they haven't had their chin wrapped around the back of their ears.