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I'm not saying the wife's ugly, but last christmas she stood under the mistle toe waiting for someone to kiss and she was still there at lent. In fact she went to see that film the Elephant Man and the audience thought she was making a personal appearance.
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Les Dawson |
Tommorrow it's the mother-in-law's funeral...and she's cancelled it.
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Les Dawson |
I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
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Les Dawson |
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.
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Henry Youngman |
Honolulu? Well, it's got everything: sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
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Ken Dodd |
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home and found us in bed together.
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Lenny Bruce |
The wife's Mother said, "When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave." I said: "Good, I'm being buried at sea."
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Les Dawson |
I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months. I don't like to interrupt her.
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Ken Dodd |
I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussard's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said, 'Keep her moving sir, we're stock-taking'
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Les Dawson |
They say the definition of ambivalence is watching your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your new Cadillac.
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David Mamet (The Guardian, Feb 19, 2000) |
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