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| Mother Quotes |
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 Her mother was a cultivated women...she was born in a greenhouse.
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Spike Milligan |
My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got back.
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Chic Murray |
I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because it's cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know that!
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Wendy Leibman |
My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procastrinate. I said: 'just wait!'
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Judy Tenuta |
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
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Richard Jeni |
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