I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
-- Jackie Mason

Money is just the poor man's credit card.
-- Marshall McLuhan

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.
-- Spike Milligan

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?
-- Steven Spielberg

To be clever enough to get all the money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
-- G. K. Chesterton

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
-- Yogi Berra

Watch the costs and the profits will take care of themselves.
-- Andrew Carnegie