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Email to a friend   Theory is when everything is known and nothing works. Practice is when everything works and nobody knows why. At Microsoft, theory and practice are united: nothing works and nobody knows why.
-- Anonymous
Email to a friend   There are people who don't like capitalism, and people who don't like PCs. But there's no one who likes the PC who doesn't like Microsoft.
-- Bill Gates
Email to a friend   The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners.
-- Ernst Jan Plugge
Email to a friend   Bill Gates is just a monocle and a persian cat away from being a villian in a James Bond movie.
-- Anonymous
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