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| Michael Jackson Quotes |
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 Michael Jackson has introduced his own line of Valentine’s candy. It’s tremendous. It’s white chocolate with a nut inside.
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David Letterman |
Michael Jackson came out in support of boycotts. Well, he came out in support of boys on cots.
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Jay Leno |
Do you know how Michael Jackson spent 06/06/06? With three six year olds.
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Jay Leno |
More details coming out about Michael Jackson. It seems his 13-year-old accuser testified before a grand jury that Michael had seven locks on his bedroom door. See, what happened was whenever Michael would install one lock, the kid would grow an inch taller, and he’d have to put in another one ... and then another one ... and then another one.
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Jay Leno |
Poor Michael Jackson and these sex allegations. As if it's not bad enough him being a Jehova's Witness, they're accusing him of behaving like a catholic priest!
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Billy Connolly |
I don't really care what he [Michael Jackson] does to his face. He can just erase it as far as I'm concerned.
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Cher |
[on Michael Jackson]
Honey, you gotta pick a race first. All of a sudden you're a black man, then you're Diana Ross, now you're Audrey Hepburn. Then he's got the little beard going on. He's like Lord Of The Rings, the entire cast. Michael's about to jump species.
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Robin Williams |
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