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 This guy says, 'I'm perfect for you, because I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.'
I said, 'Oh, a gay trucker?'
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Judy Tenuta |
If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks.
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Rita Rudner |
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior'.
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Rita Rudner |
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
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Zsa Zsa Gabor |
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.
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Tim Allen |
I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. 'Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.' What am I, a microwave?
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Beverly Mickens |
Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles.
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Roseanne Barr |
When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
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Rita Rudner |
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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Tim Allen |
Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later, for another thing, they die earlier.
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H. L. Mencken |
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