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 All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.
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Dennis Leary |
There are only two kinds of men - the dead and the deadly.
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Helen Rowland |
Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.
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Kathy Lette |
My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
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Elayne Boosler |
Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.
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Mae West |
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
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Madonna Dangerous Game (1993) |
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
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Jean Kerr |
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
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Mae West |
I love men, even though they're lying, cheating scumbags.
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Gwyneth Paltrow |
All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
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Henry Youngman |
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