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Email to a friend   A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous
Email to a friend   A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman
Email to a friend   I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
-- Marie Corelli
Email to a friend   After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-- Hemant Joshi
Email to a friend   Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman
Email to a friend   Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
-- Albert Einstein
Email to a friend   I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward
Email to a friend   Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus
Email to a friend   Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous
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