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Email to a friend   All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
-- Lord Byron
Email to a friend   Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
-- Joey Adams
Email to a friend   Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-- Erma Bombeck
Email to a friend   By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-- Socrates
Email to a friend   Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Email to a friend   There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
-- Clint Eastwood
Email to a friend   They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
-- Clint Eastwood
Email to a friend   Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Email to a friend   A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Email to a friend   A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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