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 Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
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Phyllis Diller |
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
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Jackie Mason |
Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
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Mike Myers |
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
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Spike Milligan |
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
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Max Kauffmann |
Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
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Unknown |
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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Henry Youngman |
Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.
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Les Dawson |
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
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Michel de Montaigne |
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
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Zsa Zsa Gabor |
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