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Email to a friend   My sister's asthmatic. In the middle of an asthma attack she got an obscene phone call. The guy said, "Did I call you or did you call me?"
Email to a friend   Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Email to a friend   You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
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