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| Jackie Mason Quotes |
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(b. 1931) - American comedian.
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Jews are the best dressers in the world. They buy the best clothes, the best homes, the best cars. The best of everything. The only thing is, they get it for less.
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England is the only country in the world where the food is more dangerous than the sex.
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
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It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
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