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(1890 - 1977) - American comedian actor.
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If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much -- just an occasional sun visor.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived.
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(Horse Feathers, 1932)
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I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.
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Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood.
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My favorite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
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