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(1912 - 1987) - Hungarian writer.

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Email to a friend   English humor resembles the Loch Ness Monster in that both are famous but there is a strong suspicion that neither exists. Here the similarity ends: the Loch Ness Monster seems to be a gentle beast and harms no one; English humour is cruel.
-- (English Humour for Beginners, 1967)
Email to a friend   An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.
-- (How To Be An Alien, 1946)
Email to a friend   Continental people have sex lives; the English have hot-water bottles.
-- (How To Be An Alien, 1946)
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