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(1926 - 1984) - English comedian. Famous for the Morecambe and Wise Show.

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Email to a friend   I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.
Email to a friend   I am playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.
-- (as spoken to conductor André Previn in a tv sketch)
Email to a friend   My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
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