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| Demetri Martin Quotes |
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| (b. 1973) - American Comedian. |
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A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.
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Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
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I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
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