I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: "Hello, goodbye, and I'm pregnant.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.