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| Chic Murray Quotes |
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Scottish Comedian.
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My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton.
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My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him. He sold it to me on his deathbed. I wrote him a cheque for it, post dated of course.
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A neighbour put his budgie in the mincing machine and invented shredded tweet.
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My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got back.
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After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.
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If something's neither here nor there, where the hell is it?
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I was taking my dog out the other day and I met this chap who asked me where I was going. The dog is foaming at the mouth, so I explained that I was on my way to the vet to have it put down. He asked if it was mad, to which I replied that it wasn't exactly pleased about it.
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I made my way downstairs. The stairs lead the way down onto the...street. They lead all the way up too, of course...saves me having two stairways.
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