My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.

The only reason my wife has an orgasm, is so she'll have something else to moan about.

The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.
-- (on Jeffrey Archer - English politician, novelist, convict)

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?