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(b. 1956) American comedian, host of Politically Incorrect. Bill's Official Site
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In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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Taking a page from their tsunami playbook, the White House announced today that former presidents Bush and Bill Clinton will head up the fundraising efforts for the hurricane relief. And you know, Bill Clinton is no stranger to this kind of thing. He was once visiting the French Quarter during a hurricane and got blown behind a dumpster.
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Drug Kingpin Amado Fuentes died from 9 hours of liposuction and plastic surgery - or, as it's commonly known here in Beverley Hills, natural causes.
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Suicide is Man's way of telling God: 'You can't fire me - I quit!'
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Dick Cheney feels responsible for his daughter being a lesbian because growing up, she heard him say 'go f--k yourself' so many times, she finally tried it.
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Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.
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Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction' cost CBS Five hundred and Fifty grand this week. Boy, what a tough week for the network. First, the false documents on President Bush's National Guard record and now this. CBS says they have learned their lesson: no more trying to expose boobs.
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Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it's called at the Nike factory - Thursday.
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Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for
sex.
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