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| Wendy Leibman Quotes |
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(b. 1961) - American comedian. Visit Wendy's Site
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I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because it's cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know that!
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My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
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I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
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My license plate says PMS. Nobody cuts me off!
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