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(1911 - 1980) - US Humorist, Author.

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Email to a friend   If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
Email to a friend   Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
Email to a friend   The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
Email to a friend   If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Email to a friend   Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children.
-- (Diners Club Magazine - Nov 1963)
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