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(1906 - 1972) - American pianist and actor.

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Email to a friend   When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.
Email to a friend   I'm a concert pianist. That's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.
-- (An American in Paris, 1951)
Email to a friend   I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
Email to a friend   Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Email to a friend   I am no more humble than my talents require.
Email to a friend   There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Email to a friend   A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it first.
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