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Email to a friend   Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
-- Les Dawson
Email to a friend   Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
-- John Barrymore
Email to a friend   It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
-- Laurence J Peter
Email to a friend   If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
-- Unknown
Email to a friend   I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
-- David Bissonnette
Email to a friend   Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
-- Robert Orben
Email to a friend   I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
-- Henry Youngman
Email to a friend   If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin
Email to a friend   Absence -- that common cure of love.
-- Miguel De Cervantes
Email to a friend   Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
-- John Barrymore
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