Love is like wine. To sip is fine, but to empty the bottle is a headache.
-- Julio Iglesias

Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
-- Les Dawson

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
-- John Barrymore

It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
-- Laurence J Peter

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
-- Unknown

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
-- David Bissonnette

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
-- Robert Orben

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
-- Henry Youngman

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin

Absence -- that common cure of love.
-- Miguel De Cervantes