Love is like wine. To sip is fine, but to empty the bottle is a headache.
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Julio Iglesias
Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
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Les Dawson
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
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John Barrymore
It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
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Laurence J Peter
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Unknown
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
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David Bissonnette
Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
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Robert Orben
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
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Henry Youngman
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
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Lily Tomlin
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