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Email to a friend   The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better -- it is just turning around as usual.
-- Finley Peter Dunne
Email to a friend   Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Email to a friend   Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns
Email to a friend   My experience has taught me that a man who has no vices has damned few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Email to a friend   I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
-- Steven Wright
Email to a friend   What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.
-- Doug Larson
Email to a friend   In order to be an immaculate member of a flock of sheep, one must above all be a sheep oneself.
-- Albert Einstein
Email to a friend   If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber.
-- Albert Einstein
Email to a friend   A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
-- Albert Einstein
Email to a friend   When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
-- Jean Harlow
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