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Email to a friend   To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on the back nine. You may not be stronger, but hopefully you're wiser. And if you keep most of your marbles intact, you can add a note of wisdom to the coming generation.
-- Clint Eastwood
Email to a friend   If you rest, you rust.
-- Helen Hayes
Email to a friend   I enjoy life. I think I'll enjoy death even more.
-- Cat Stevens
Email to a friend   You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
-- Flip Wilson
Email to a friend   The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
-- Andy Rooney
Email to a friend   The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
-- George Carlin (Sometimes a Little Brain Damage Can Help, 1984)
Email to a friend   If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
-- Paul Beatty
Email to a friend   Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink.
-- Shunryu Suzuki Roshi
Email to a friend   I always wait for the Times each morning. I look at the obituary column and if I’m not in it, I go to work.
-- A. E. Matthews (quoted in Filmgoer's Book of Quotes, 1973)
Email to a friend   In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
-- Joey Adams
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