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(b. 1950) - American talk-show host.
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Remember the good old days when the only bomb you had to worry about on a plane was the Rob Schneider movie?
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Valentine’s Day is the day you should be with the person you love the most. I understand Simon Cowell spent the day alone.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger is blaming man for global warming. And today Al Gore agreed with him. That's so typical. Two cyborgs blaming the humans.
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Michael Jackson came out in support of boycotts. Well, he came out in support of boys on cots.
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According to a new geographic literacy study 4 out of 10 American students couldn't find Iraq on a map. However 10 out of 10 Mexicans could find the U.S. without a map.
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The Catholic Church is still very angry about "The Da Vinci Code” - they don’t like anything that makes more money in a weekend than they do.
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Dick Cheney says he loves California - out here the rich and famous can shoot people and get away with it.
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Wait till these Enron guys find out that in prison, the term "Insider trading" has a whole new meaning.
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Researchers have found that oral sex among teenagers has doubled in the last ten years. So who says there is no lasting Clinton legacy.
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Do you know how Michael Jackson spent 06/06/06? With three six year olds.
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