The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.