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(b. 1947) - American talk show host.
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It’s graduation time around New York. We've a lot of honor students here...Yes your honor, no your honor, not guilty your honor!
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The Clintons are getting ready for Christmas up in Chappaqua. It's the same thing every year. Hillary comes down the stairs on Christmas morning to find a surprise under Bill.
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The first Presidential debate was down in Florida. Residents spent all day putting plywood on their televisions.
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New York is great though. If you’re here and want a one of a kind souvenir be sure to take home the police sketch of your assailant.
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Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger met with President Bush. It's amazing if you think about it. It was the Terminator and the One-Term-inator.
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A priest in New York City was arrested on gun possession. These days, you better be happy that the bulge in his pocket is a .38.
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Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling you, this guy is presidential material.
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Be suspicious of any doctor who tries to take your temperature with his finger.
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Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
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