It’s graduation time around New York. We've a lot of honor students here...Yes your honor, no your honor, not guilty your honor!

The Clintons are getting ready for Christmas up in Chappaqua. It's the same thing every year. Hillary comes down the stairs on Christmas morning to find a surprise under Bill.

The first Presidential debate was down in Florida. Residents spent all day putting plywood on their televisions.

New York is great though. If you’re here and want a one of a kind souvenir be sure to take home the police sketch of your assailant.

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.

Arnold Schwarzenegger met with President Bush. It's amazing if you think about it. It was the Terminator and the One-Term-inator.

A priest in New York City was arrested on gun possession. These days, you better be happy that the bulge in his pocket is a .38.

Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling you, this guy is presidential material.

Be suspicious of any doctor who tries to take your temperature with his finger.

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.