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 I said to the wife, "Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in this road except one." And she said, "I'll bet it's that stuck up Phyllis at number 23."
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I didn't realize he was a teetotaler until he went off to fix himself a stiff drink and came back with an ice lolly.
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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
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