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| Richard Jeni Quotes |
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(b. 1957) - American comedian, actor. Official Site
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
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It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!
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You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.
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(On going to war over religion)
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Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.
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