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Email to a friend   If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in vietnam...oh wait, he does!
-- Ann Coulter
Email to a friend   John Kerry is being accused of using bad grammar to appeal to uneducated voters because yesterday he stopped in a store and asked, 'Can I get me a hunting license here?' After hearing about it President Bush said, 'It should be 'Can me get me a hunting license here?
-- Conan OBrien
Email to a friend   A New York company has made a video game that re-enacts John Kerry's war career. Players pretend they're Kerry, on a swift boat in Vietnam. Wasn't there already some game based on John Kerry's life? Oh, yeah, "Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire?”
-- Jay Leno
Email to a friend   This year there are 50 women on the Forbes richest list, or as John Kerry calls that, his little black book.
-- Jay Leno
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