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 She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.
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Joan Rivers (on Madonna) |
She's the original good time that was had by all.
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Bette Davis (on Marilyn Monroe) |
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
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Joan Rivers |
Your head is as empty as a hermit's address book.
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Rowan Atkinson (from Blackadder) |
Look at the amounts Ben Affleck has lavished on J-Lo. When Nic opens his wallet, moths fly out.
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Lisa Marie Presley (after short-lived marriage to Nicholas Cage) |
(Jack) Benny's so cheap he wouldn't give you the parsley off his fish.
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Fred Allen |
A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.
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Joan Rivers |
At first I thought he was walking his dog. Then I realized, it was his date.
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Edith Massey (from the film Polyester, 1981 - written by John Waters) |
A plumber's idea of Cleopatra.
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W.C. Fields (on Mae West) |
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