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 The insufferably smug and woodchuck-cheeked Minnie Driver proffers what the French call a tête à gifler -- a face begging to be slapped.
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John Simon |
You'd make a good burglar - your arse would rub your footprints out.
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Jim Davidson |
Anne [Robinson], is it true that you make your own yoghurt. You get a pint of milk and stare at it?
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Ted Robbins |
[to David Letterman]
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
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Don Rickles |
[talking about Dustin Hoffman]
Never argue with a man who is shorter than his Oscar™
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Larry Gelbart |
A Las Vegas casino has announced a deal with Barry Manilow. Manilow will get $60 million. Now when in Vegas not only can you shoot crap, you can now listen to it.
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Conan OBrien |
[Announcement on Easyjet plane]
Ladies and Gentlemen, we are at 35,000 feet. Please hold onto your wallets, we're flying over Liverpool.
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Anonymous |
This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
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Conan OBrien |
Catherine Zeta Jones recently gave birth to a daughter. According to the Mirror, Michael was at his wife's side when she went into labour...he was in the next bed having his hip done. Last month she received an oscar for best supporting actress and raised a few eyebrows with her flirty behaviour with veteran actor Sean Connery, a man old enough to be her husband.
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Martin Clunes (on Have I got News for You, May 2003) |
Joe Frazier is so ugly, he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wildlife.
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Muhammad Ali |
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