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 I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
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Marie Corelli |
Husbands are like fires - they go out if unattended.
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Zsa Zsa Gabor |
My husband says I feed him like he's a god: every meal is a burnt offering.
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Rhonda Hansome |
My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.
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Roseanne Barr |
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.
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Unknown (t-shirt slogan) |
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick.
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Ogden Nash |
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
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Finley Peter Dunne |
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
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Ogden Nash |
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