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Email to a friend   My aunt used to say, 'What you can't see, can't hurt you'...well, she died of radiation poisining a few months back!
-- Harry Hill
Email to a friend   Hernia today, gone tomorrow.
-- Prince Charles (speaking after a minor operation, Mar 2003)
Email to a friend   Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber (The Shrike and the Chipmunks, New Yorker, Feb. 18 - 1939)
Email to a friend   It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
-- Jackie Mason
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