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| Harry Hill Quotes |
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(b. 1964) - English comedian, formerly a Doctor.
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It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames.
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When you buy a V-neck sweater there's a V of material missing. You know what they do with that? They send it to Ann Summers and she makes those fancy pants.
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My aunt used to say, 'What you can't see, can't hurt you'...well, she died of radiation poisining a few months back!
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I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.
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Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.
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My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.
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