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Email to a friend   Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-- Oscar Wilde
Email to a friend   Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
-- Johnny Carson
Email to a friend   A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.
-- Frank Sinatra (The Joker is Wild, 1957)
Email to a friend   Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.
-- Robert Orben
Email to a friend   One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
-- Rita Mae Brown
Email to a friend   Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau
Email to a friend   One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
-- Terry Pratchett (Jingo, 1997)
Email to a friend   For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Email to a friend   There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.
-- Ogden Nash
Email to a friend   Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
-- Ingrid Bergman
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