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(b. 1903) - British born American actor, goodwill ambassador.

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President Kennedy seems very happy tonight. He likes these intimate little affairs.
Email to a friend   I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
Email to a friend   I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.
Email to a friend   I love to go to Washington, if only to be nearer my money.
Email to a friend   I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
Email to a friend   If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Email to a friend   Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
Email to a friend   When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
Email to a friend   My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
Email to a friend   I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.
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