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(1924 - 1992) - English comedian.

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Email to a friend   Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
Email to a friend   Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
Email to a friend   I'm not against half-naked girls...well, not as often as I'd like to be.
-- (Benny Hill Show, circa 1984)
Email to a friend   Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?
Email to a friend   Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
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