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| Benny Hill Quotes |
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(1924 - 1992) - English comedian.
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Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
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Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
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I'm not against half-naked girls...well, not as often as I'd like to be.
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(Benny Hill Show, circa 1984)
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Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?
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Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
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