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Lewis Grizzard Quotes |
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(1946 - 1994) - American humor columnist. Visit the offical site
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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
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The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put rum or bourbon in it.
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If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi
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Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
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