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 The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.
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Jerome K Jerome |
A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George!
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Dennis Miller |
The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare.
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Daniel Patrick Moynihan (as quoted in NY Times, Mar 2, 1976) |
I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
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Victor Hugo |
It may be true that you can't fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to rule a large country.
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Will Durant |
Nature, our father and mother, gave us all we have got. The state, our elder brother, swipes the lot.
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Piet Hein |
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Will Rogers |
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg
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Abraham Lincoln |
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
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Harry S. Truman |
Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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