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 Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
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Ronald Reagan |
Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.
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Bill Maher |
Big news on CNN, a search has uncovered illegal biochemical agents, toxins and other dangerous substances. Not in Iraq, in Rush Limbaugh's medicine cabinet.
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Jay Leno |
Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.
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Milton Berle |
Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.
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Ronald Reagan (During 1980 presidential campaign) |
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
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P. J. ORourke |
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back!
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Will Rogers |
Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it.
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Ronald Reagan |
The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
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George Deukmejian |
Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work and it can't be fired.
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Walter Walker (quoted in Newspapers, 1981) |
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